1. Finally, a Tattoo Barbie to change the conversation from big boobs to blatant ink.
2. Who knew mini dachshunds would actually eat mini pumpkins if they could get a hold of one? At least it wasn’t my underwear this time.
3. Nothing like wondering why the water in the kettle isn’t boiling yet until you realized you turned on the wrong burner.
4. Why are there no drive-through bakeries in my town to assuage doughnut cravings?
5. Sometimes, I get sick of words.
And your fragments are…..?